On Considering a Vasectomy and Other Inappropriate Topics for My Business Blog
Well the time has come and after having a small army of children, we are finally starting to throw around the big “V,” word. It’s probably harder for me. I’m the one with the glowing ovaries who smells the scalp of a newborn, and feels an uncontrollable urge to steal it and raise it as my own. However, deep down, I know it’s time…This crazy train has to end. As we’ve been carefully considering this big, huge decision we’ve had a lot of Jeff Foxworthy moments which I would like to now share with you. Feel free to post your own in the comments.
If you have had to implore more than one child at a time to stop licking things on a plane ride more times than you can count on 2 hands…it might be time for a vasectomy.
If you just peeled a peanut butter sandwich off your garage door and still wondered if it was any good for lunch…It might be time for a vasectomy.
If the most adult conversation you’ve had all day was an in-depth analysis of the new Sponge Bob movie…it might be time for a vasectomy.
If you’re on a first name basis with more than one maternity doc…it might be time for a vasectomy.
If mismatched socks are a norm in your house because you gave up sorting years ago, and all your single socks are in a laundry basket which you have to dig through to find a match, AND on more than one occasion you wore a 5T sock out of desperation…it might be time for a vasectomy.
If you know several of the Costco check-out people by name…it might be time for a vasectomy.
If you try (and often succeed) at getting bulk discounts at the dentist…it might be time for a vasectomy.
If you have to identify one of your sick kids to the doctor as “patient zero” when flu breaks out in the house…it might be time for a vasectomy.
When your two year old is wearing shirts with at least 4 easily identifiable holes and a stain you still remember making from 5 years ago …it might be time for a vasectomy.
Feel free to add to the list, I'd like to know we're not alone...
The Vanderveen Team
Maxwell South Star Realty
Phone: 403.253.5678 Fax: 403.592.6736